thetallblacknerd:

Why y’all always want a nigga that’s like 6’5 when you are legally a midget? Like that don’t make no gotdamn sense. I remember when  I was single that all the 5’5 chicks wanted to talk to me, talmbout how I make them feel safe because I’m 6’8. Im like, chick you think imma develop scoliosis just so your ass can feel safe? Get a gun. I need me a tall curvy big booty girl. You dont know how hard it was to slap booty for me, i would scrape my goddamn fingers on the ground before it landed on cheek. Got me all the way fucked up thinking im about to roll with your 4’11 ass..looking like I kidnapped you. Aint about to see me on now Americas Most Wanted.

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